I have. It’s not just an internet rumour, it’s actually true. It has a beginning, a middle, and even an ending.
As lots of people have been asking, here are some basic things you should know about my book. It’s done in a Q&A format because I’ve been asked questions and I am answering them here for your edification. If you have anything else you want to ask me, email or comment. I will answer questions about my book, or myself, or, at a push, chemistry. I probably won’t answer medical questions because that’s a different type of doctor.
What’s it called? Magenta Opium.
What does that mean? Opium (heroin of sorts) that at some point is a deep pink colour.
Wait a minute, does that mean there are drugs in the book? Why, yes.
Who would enjoy this book? Anyone with great taste! See what I did there? I’m implying that if you don’t like it you have rubbish taste, what a controversial person I must be! But seriously, I think penguins would like this book. Line them all up and read it to them, they’ll love you forever.
Would anyone not enjoy this book? People with rubbish taste. Oh, I did it again, boom! And 5-7 year olds.
Should I wait for the movie? You could, but I wrote the screenplay and I CHANGED THE ENDING! It’s also missing one very important character. Now I think about it, I maybe haven’t done a very good job on the screenplay. Read the book. With or without penguins. (Preferably with.)
Much love to you all,
This is a blog, I'm sure it's not the first you've ever seen so you know what to do. If it is your first (aw, how sweet!), all you do is read. And comment if you feel so inclined. If you have anything pressing you want to contact me about then email me. Let's blog!
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