I have. It’s not just an internet rumour, it’s actually true. It has a beginning, a middle, and even an ending.

As lots of people have been asking, here are some basic things you should know about my book. It’s done in a Q&A format because I’ve been asked questions and I am answering them here for your edification. If you have anything else you want to ask me, email or comment. I will answer questions about my book, or myself, or, at a push, chemistry. I probably won’t answer medical questions because that’s a different type of doctor.

What’s it called? Magenta Opium.

What does that mean? Opium (heroin of sorts) that at some point is a deep pink colour.

Wait a minute, does that mean there are drugs in the book?  Why, yes.

Who would enjoy this book? Anyone with great taste! See what I did there? I’m implying that if you don’t like it you have rubbish taste, what a controversial person I must be! But seriously, I think penguins would like this book. Line them all up and read it to them, they’ll love you forever.

Would anyone not enjoy this book? People with rubbish taste. Oh, I did it again, boom! And 5-7 year olds.

Should I wait for the movie? You could, but I wrote the screenplay and I CHANGED THE ENDING! It’s also missing one very important character. Now I think about it, I maybe haven’t done a very good job on the screenplay. Read the book. With or without penguins. (Preferably with.)

Much love to you all,




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